| NAPIER: Hot Dog! You won't believe the fun I had refereeing this years Under 18 Lesbian football tournament. And you better believe that I'll be putting my name down to ref next year's tournament as well.
I'll be the first to admit that I was initially a little reluctant to go. You see normally these tournaments are a little annoying for us refs to attend. We get very little in the way of thanks and we don't get paid or anything. Sometimes it just doesn't seem worth it, but the organisers seemed really desperate so after a little badgering I finally agreed. My initial reservations soon turned to dread when me and the other guys found out that we had to share a changing room with the girls from Marlborough due to a double booking with the hockey club. Our nerves were quickly forgotten however after the Marlborough girls invited us to join in the celebrations for their 1 - nil victory over Taranaki. Who-wee. I don't want to give too much away but let me just tell you that everything you've ever heard about teenage lesbian footballers is true! Every little bit. Me, Gaz and Lionel, the linesmen, had the time of out lives. Lionel, who is happily married, held his ground really well, until after the last game when the girls from the Wellington team cornered him in the Jacuzzi. Still as they say, what goes on tour stays on tour. And I sure won't be the one breaking the news of the watermelon incident to Louise. But what I want to know is if all these gorgeous girls were lesbians, than how come they were always trying to suck my cock? I mean I couldn't get out of the shower without some buxom teen trying to wrap their lips around my manly member. Perhaps they were just experimenting, but hell that's fine with me. Anyway, I better get going. The girls from the Northland team are giving me a ride home in their bus. I am told their games of spin the bottle have to be seen to be believed. So long and see you next year!  |
| You can sure put me down to referee next years under-18 lesbian football tournament! |
Monday, 01 April 2002 12:00
