International
Ricky Martin Unmasked to Reveal Billy Ray Cyrus
Friday, 01 December 2000 12:00
NASHVILLE: The entertainment world was shocked last night when a group of meddling kids and a dog, unmasked megastar Ricky Martin to reveal a cleverly disguised Billy Ray Cyrus.

 
Howard Refuses to Apologise for Actions of Previous Governments
Sunday, 01 October 2000 12:00
SYDNEY: Australian Prime Minister Little Johnny Howard, today outlined his reasons for refusing to apologise for the 200 years of racial oppression inflicted on the original owners of Australia.

Howard made his address at a luncheon held by the Koolangon Koala Klub in Sydney. Howard stated that although he felt that the actions of earlier Australian Governments towards Aboriginals were unfortunate, he did not see why he should apologise for those that came before him.

 
Shared Triumph In Fight Against Ozone
Friday, 01 September 2000 12:00
NEW YORK: President Clinton was jubilant today when told of news that the ozone layer is getting smaller. Clinton speaking at the United Nations Millennium Summit congratulated the world's consumers stating that the latest results were "a victory for progress."

 
UN Renames Committee of Sustained Development - Committee of Unbridled Exploitation
Friday, 01 September 2000 12:00
NEW YORK: UN Secretary General Kofi Annan announced today that the name of the Committee of Sustained Development would be changed to the Committee of Unbridled Exploitation. Speaking at the United Nations Millennium Summit in New York, Annan hoped the name change would pave the way for "a future of unbridled exploitation" of the Earth's remaining natural resources.

 
Cliff Richard, wired for stake-out
Tuesday, 01 August 2000 12:00
LONDON - Millionaire pop star Sir Cliff Richard selflessly risked his life, yesterday, to help London Police crack a $(US)2 million drug ring. Sir Cliff wore a wire to allow Police to collect the vital evidence needed to convict several prominent East-London drug dealers.

 
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