| Spinner staff offer to travel to Kiribati to apologise, surf, maybe do some diving |
Saturday, 01 March 2003 12:00
NEW ZEALAND: Following the recent panic in the Kiribati Islands caused by the Spinner announcement that a U.S led invasion of the islands was imminent, staff at Spinner have offered to travel to the islands to apologise, surf, and maybe do some diving.
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| US Family Prepare for February Funeral |
Saturday, 01 February 2003 12:00
NEW MEXICO: The family of US marine Private Dale Kowalski are preparing themselves for his funeral sometime after the US forces plan to invade Iraq in February. Kowalski’s unit has recently been posted to the gulf and Kowalski has told his family that there is an 80% chance that he will be involved in the first stages of any conflict.
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| Methods of oil production, weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq |
Saturday, 01 February 2003 12:00
WASHINGTON - In his annual State of the Union address to the U.S. last month President George W. Bush reinforced his insistence that Iraq harboured weapons of mass destruction. He also revealed sinister new evidence that suggests that the Iraqi's have developed advanced Methods of Oil Production.
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| Bush changes US policy on Iraq following purchase of Marvin Gaye's What's Going On |
Saturday, 01 February 2003 12:00
WASHINGTON: President George W. Bush today announced a polar shift in U.S. policy towards Iraq, following his recent purchase of Marvin Gaye’s 1971 album “Whats Going On”. Bush apparently purchased the CD for $9.99 at a Washington K Mart, following advice from Secretary of State Colin Powell that Marvin Gaye was “right on.”
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Sunday, 01 December 2002 12:00
WASHINGTON DC: In a phone call to the CNN Larry King Show a person claiming to be Papa Smurf congratulated terrorist actions in Moscow and Bali.
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