Hillary to embark on porn career
Monday, 13 August 2007 12:00

WASHINGTON: Excited by the recent display of cleavage by Hillary Clinton to the US Congress, the director of the cult porn classic Debbie Does Dallas is said to be enticed by the possibility of another sequel to the film, with the working title Hillary Humps Houston

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"Should Ms Clinton fail in her presidential bid," Jim Clark, director of the 1978 film starring Bambi Woods, told Spinner, "We're keen to get her into talks to get those pert little titties flashed across the big screen."

Debbie Does Dallas
, the first porn film watched by millions of schoolboys, launched Traci Lord's carear and is cited as being single handedly responsible for the the ultimate success of the VCR format.

Ms Clinton exposed the lily-white skin between her breasts to the US Congress last month while wearing a rose-coloured blazer over a black top. The neckline sat low on her chest as her breasts heaved seductively over a provocative V-shaped top. The new outfit is said to be a part of an overhaul of Hillary's wardrobe which includes see-through lace tops and leather miniskirts.

Bill Clinton, Hillary's husband and agent, is said to be chomping at the bit to get his wife into the porn industry and is currently working behind the scenes to secure a cameo in the film himself.