| NEW YORK: After his success in Iraq, US President George W Bush has given approval for Israelis to begin eradicating Palestinians outside of the occupied territories. In a speech delivered at the White House, Bush announced it was time for Israel to “enter a new period of peace and prosperity by ridding the world of those pesky Palestinians once and for all.”
Israeli death squads simultaneously jumped into action around the world. It now appears that these squads have been travelling the world for decades disguised as backpackers. These highly trained cells have been travelling the backpacker route identifying Palestinian targets and waiting for orders to begin the killing. The cells are being supplied with weapons from US embassies and McDonalds outlets. Sources report that the embassies have been secretly stockpiling weapons since 1976. It has also been reported that many Australian embassies are giving Israeli's semi-automatic rifles. Many Palestinians have been forced to go into hiding in attics and underground tunnel networks around the world. Their fate in the hands of gentiles, who risk their lives harbouring the refugees. In New York, sources report over 4,000 Palestinian dead after Israelis disguised as plastic surgeons, psychiatrists and comedians ran through the streets executing Palestinians where they stood. Police seem powerless to stop the murders. Those that do intervene have been branded anti-Semite and have been bombarded by a meticulously planned letter writing campaign condemning their actions. News organisations who dare report the genocide are also being threatened with Jewish led consumer boycotts. Not all New York Jews are thought to support the wholesale slaughter. One bespectacled Jew was heard to ponder “What’s with all this killing? I was at the laundromat the other day and these stormtroopers came in and started shooting the Palestinian workers. What’s with that? I mean they didn't even wait for them to clean the guacamole stain off my overcoat.”  A highly trained cell of Jewish backpackers gunning down Palestinians on the steps of Parliament |
| US give the OK, Israelis now slaughtering Palestinians throughout the world |
Thursday, 01 May 2003 12:00
