| OREGON: Answering the age-old question once and for all, a bear did indeed shit in the woods here today.
The bear took advantage of a shady spot near a clear mountain stream, cast a lazy glance around the forest then settled down for a good long crap. The bear weighing in at 220kg, finished his business, had a drink of water then continued stalking the group of survivalists who recently moved into his territory. 
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Tuesday, 01 October 2002 12:00