| WASHINGTON: George W Bush today announced a realignment of US foreign policy. The goal of ousting Iraq's Saddam Hussein has now been replaced by the goal of regime change in the Kiribati Islands as the US's new top priority.
"For years the evil dictator Teburoro Tito has oppressed his people and terrorised the Pacific region. We also have reason to believe he is in the process of developing weapons of mass destruction. And some pretty damn fine crab soup." Bush today announced the departure of the 7th Admiralty Fleet to the Kiribati's. An invasion of the 810 sq km archipelago is expected to begin within the next 2 weeks. Intense diplomatic activity has begun to establish international support for the US initiative. "Come on guys, this will be a piece of piss compared to Iraq" pleaded Bush. "They don't even have an army for God's sake."  The 7th Fleet, bravely heading towards the Dangerous Kiribati Island group. |
| Bush to invade Kiribati Islands |
Sunday, 01 September 2002 12:00
