| AUSTIN: One of the largest manhunts in history ended today with the discovery of Osama Bin Laden in a Texan Sorority House. It is believed that Bin Laden, posing as a female student, has been living in the Queda Queda Queda Sorority house at the University of Texas since October last year.
It is understood that Bin Laden went to considerable lengths to disguise his true identity. He dressed in loose fitting, but fashionable clothing items that accentuated his fuller figure, without making him appear cheap or unchaste. He also tastefully applied make-up along with a variety of moisturisers, which acted to both supplement his disguise and protect and revitalise his skin. To add to his deception Bin Laden enrolled himself in a woman's studies course at the University of Texas, which he was passing with a steady A- average. Bin Laden took an active part in all aspects of sorority life and was an integral member of the House's soccer team. He even scored a hat trick in the final of the inter-house soccer tournament securing the Tri-Queda's five-year hold on the trophy. University sources say that Osama's disguise was so successful, that he may never have been discovered, had fate not intervened. Officials stated that Bin Laden only revealed himself to officials at a University Council disciplinary meeting into the conduct of fellow Queda Queda Queda member Julie Green. The Dean had discovered a Kalashnikov rifle, a copy of the Koran (inscribed with the initials O.B.L.) and $320000 in cash in a bag that Bin Laden had asked Green to store under her bed. Green had faced expulsion from the university for refusing to reveal the identity of the owner of the bag to officials. In a move that will go down in the annals of University history Bin Laden selflessly revealed his identity to an astonished Council meeting in order to clear Green's name. A tearful Green thanked Bin Laden profusely before pondering aloud if she would ever see him again. Bin Laden was also moved to tears and shouted "I will never forget you Julie" while being led away by officers to a maximum-security prison facility in the Arizona desert. Bin Laden has been charged with conspiring to commit terrorism and will appear in a United States Federal Court on Tuesday New Zealand time.  Osama Bin Laden (top row, third from left) celebrates with fellow Queda Queda Queda teammates after helping them to win the annual inter-sorority soccer tournament. Jenny Green is pictured forth from left in the first row. |
| Bin Laden found in Texan sorority house |
Wednesday, 01 May 2002 12:00
