| CAMP DAVID: In a last ditch effort to broker peace in the Middle East, US Secretary of State Colin Powell has bought Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat to Camp David for a private viewing of the Holmes show.
"In the name of Allah who is this prat?" exclaimed Arafat, reaching for his pistol, as Holmes stumbled through an introduction to a story on Levin's oldest cat. "Is this what passes for primetime entertainment in the land of infidels?" "My worthy adversary, I must agree with you for once, however much it pains me" murmured Sharon. "Paul Holmes is certainly a prize pillock. Maybe our differences are not as great as I thought. What say we think about solving this crisis once and for all, Yassie."  Secretary of State Colin Powell, Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat share a joke with reporters about Paul Holmes' nose, whilst his history making episode plays in background. |
| Arafat finally brought together by mutual loathing of Paul Holmes |
Friday, 01 March 2002 12:00
