| LONDON - Stem Cell research, which will lead to embryonic cloning has been legally ratified in the United Kingdom, to the delight of English Rugby Coach, Clive Woodward.
"Since 1995 we've kept [English Fullback] Mike Catt on ice and in cotton wool waiting for this moment. That was when Jonah Lomu ran right through him and stomped on his face to thoroughly embarrass England in the semi finals of the 95 World Cup. Now we have the technology to copy the imprint left by Lomu's boot upon Catt's face, and clone our own team of Lomu's prior to the 2003 World Cup," Woodward then slowly but surely entered into a bout of insanely evil and unmistakably disturbing laughter.  Mike Catt |
| Stem cell research Okayed in England |
Friday, 01 March 2002 12:00
