| NEW YORK: Just when the United States thought they held the upper hand in the war against terrorism, the terrorists have fought back with a full scale attack on New York City. It is believed a small group of Bin Laden sympathisers captured a mighty super computer and used the processing power to unleash a marauding army of Kelly Lebrock's on a hapless New York City.
Initial reports suggest that the cold-blooded army of Lebrock's emerged from a disused warehouse near Hoboken New Jersey leaving a path of blood and decapitated corpses in their wake. The fiendish clones went on to quickly capture JFK airport, City Hall, and the banking centre of Wall Street before establishing a front line across 39th street. Where the NYPD and a National Guard garrison are doing their best to hold off their onslaught. It is understood that the terrorists somehow stole the super computer from its secret location in Newark where the CIA was storing the machine under tight security. It is unknown how the terrorists managed to break in to the CIA's complex or indeed how they knew the location at which the machine was being stored. Unconfirmed reports from the Pentagon suggest that the operation was masterminded by Bin Laden sympathisers working from within the CIA installation itself. The super computer used to create the Lebrock's was first developed during the 1980's by two socially awkward teenage boys with the intention of using the machine to create a bodacious member of the opposite sex to humorously school them in the ways of love. Little did the world realise that less than twenty years later the device, built with such innocent intentions, would be used to wreak pure hate and evil upon the world and threaten freedom and justice, as we know it. All eyes are now upon Washington where it is understood the Chefs of Staff are preparing to mobilise the US military response. All US military personal have been placed on scarlet alert and all leave has been cancelled across the armed forces.  One of the Kelly Lebrock clones wreaking havok on New York |
| Terrorists capture super computer - Army of Kelly Lebrock's advance on New York City |
Friday, 01 February 2002 12:00
