| TIMARU: In a surprise announcement Timaru man Dave Binford confirmed late last night that Hollywood actress and singer Jennifer Lopez will someday be his.
"Oh yes," stated the 32 year old bakery assistant at 2.46am local time, his naked body dimly lit by the light from five red candles. "She will be mine" Binford concluded while licking the knife that he had used to cut a further picture of Lopez for his bedside devotional mural. It is not yet clear if Lopez is aware of her future betrothment to Binford.  Dave Binford's future girlfriend Jenifer Lopez. |
| Lopez to be Timaru Man's |
Tuesday, 01 May 2001 12:00
