IOWA (Billboard) - Ceder Rapids Daily: Profligate Hollywood actor Nick Nolte has fired his third attorney in his attempts to be released from the County Sherrifs 'detox cell'.

Nolte, thrown in Ceder Rapids most temporary detention cell has been resident there since last month when his Chevrolet Plymouth left the main town centre street and ploughed into Reesbys Electronics store.

Nolte failed a straight line test but refused to give a blood test. Nolte is alleged to have shouted "If any of you hillbillys try to take one drop of my blood I'm gonna raze this sh*thole to the ground".

The current stalemate is due to Nolte's appointed defence attorneys (mandatory under Ceder Rapids unique legal bylaws) allegedly sabotaging his release procedures in order to allow tourists to visit Nolte in his cell.

Nolte has sent a letter to the Govenor of California pleading that he be rescued from Iowa before he 'strangles them all with their twine belts'. Governor Schwarzenegger, seemingly oblivious to Nolte's legal plight, stated that Nolte should 'get a lawyer, and go to the gym'.