LAS VEGAS - New rap artist Daddi C-Rapper has cleaned up at the 24th annual MTV Video Music Awards, which took place at the Palms Casino.

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"At last, whitey has given a black man a chance," Daddi C-Rapper said in his acceptance speech for the top prize of the evening: Best Porn Video Watched by Under 10's.
 
Daddi C-Rapper took the stage again just minutes later, thanking all the ho's that appeared in his Most Scantily Clad Women in a Music Video award. The video to the rap artists' song Snortin' u Suga featured over 900 horny hot ho-bitches toting guns, leather chaps and garter belts.

"These bitches was smokin'," Daddi C-Rapper told the crowd.

Many of audience were at the awards to see Britney Spears perform her new song Gimme More. The song is said to be a thought-provoking protest piece linking the US-led invasion of Iraq with the country's paranoid obsession with terrorism and fear-based consumerism.
 
Daddi C-Rapper also took awards in the Most Creative Derogatory Terms Towards Women and Best Pimp Look and Reference to Drugs sections. He was given a standing ovation by the 2,000 strong crowd however when he was awarded the prestigious Most Teen Shootings in a Year Occurred While Listening to the Artist on a Stolen iPod award.