| WELLINGTON: A Brooklyn resident proclaimed himself to have "had a mare" last Sunday evening following an unsuccessful mission from his flat to purchase fish and chips and hire a copy of the popular Gulf War movie "Three Kings".
Mike Turner (23) left his flat at 8:00pm, promising his flatmates he would return soon with a "Vid". However they were surprised approximately one hour later when Turner returned empty handed and forlorn. When asked what happened, Turner explained that he had walked all the way to United Video before remembering he had left his wallet back at the flat. "And I couldn’t even buy tea" he concluded. "I guess I’ll have some toast. What a mozza." When asked if he would consider going out again he replied that he "Can’t be bothered now." |
| Nightmare for Brooklyn Man |
Thursday, 01 February 2001 12:00
