| In a move to further boost revenue from gambling, gaming machine society pub charity has announced that they will now be forcibly installing gaming machines in every household in New Zealand. The Charity Gaming Association announced their new plans at a press conference attended by Athens Olympic gold medalists Sarah Ulmer and Hamish Carter yesterday. “New Zealanders gamble $1.035 billion dollars annually on gaming machines. This is not enough. We need more money to continue New Zealand’s good run of moderate successes at limited interest International Sporting events in the future. The only way we can increase revenue is to place a gaming machine in every home in New Zealand. It your duty as a New Zealander to accept this request,” stated Olympic cycle person Sarah Ulmer. “Close attention will be paid to the profitability of each machine,” confirmed Hamish Carter. “If we find that a machine at a particular household is not providing a sufficient return we will take every measure to replace the residents of the house with more profitable units.” “The purpose of gaming machines is to provide funding for community groups,” continued Ulmer. “By refusing Pub Charities the right to host these machines in your household will be depriving New Zealand of sporting success on the International Stage.” |
| Pub Charity to install Gaming Machine in every household |
Wednesday, 07 September 2005 11:47
